two shots of ficbit

I am suffering through some pretty major writer's block these days, in that I seem to have completely forgotten how to write anything ever. Hopefully, it'll come back to me. But anyway, here are two things I have managed to write recently. Both dumb AU things, as I am wont!

like the change of seasons.
written for vociferocity as a treat and with lots of credit to tussah, as per usual

( Winter is particularly harsh this year. )

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not the way to win the zombie apocalypse.
squeak, i approve of you having ideas like this more often, okay?

( No one could ever come up with a convincing reason for why the zombies avoided the mansion. )

SOMEDAY I WILL WRITE SOMETHING ACTUALLY USEFUL AGAIN. SOMEDAY.