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I'm suffering from the stupidest, most endless writer's block of all time. It's really annoying. It's gotten to the point where my brain seriously does not even remember how I go about writing a story. It's like, "What? You mean. You put words down? And somehow a scene and plot and character happens? And it's not just a random collection of words?" And right now the entire concept of that is just mystifying.

And it's not like I lack the freetime or anything. I am. So bored. Right now. I have even run out of dumb time management flash games to play. :| Not amused, self. Not amuseeeed.

Anyone wanna ask things from this meeeeeeeeeme? Otherwise I will go back to staring at a blank word document le sob.

Comment with a fandom, and I will tell you my:
① One True Pairing Ship
② Canon Ship
③ "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with something that is not a spork because people who say 'spork' are the worst people on earth" Ship
④ "You are one sick puppy" Ship
⑤ "I dabble a little" Ship
⑥ "It's like a car crash" Ship
⑦ "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship
⑧ "Makes no canon sense but why the heck not" Ship
⑨ "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship

Some day. My posts. Will be not-stupid.