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No! Listen, when your roommate has AIDS, and you don't, and the two of you have just been in a fight that left you both bleeding, you do NOT WASH HIS CUTS FOR HIM. No, Mark, you don't. Stop looking at me like that; you DON'T.

You, in fact, go NOWHERE NEAR HIS BLOOD. You stand on the other side of the room and comfort him from afar because, listen, I know this doesn't lead to snogging, but it also doesn't lead to DYING.

*has a fit and summarily executes RENT-fanfic authors*